As ridiculous as the image of such a hat is, I wouldn't be surprised if that was a style at some point. Not one I'd follow, but I put nothing past fashion to exist.
I suppose if it comes into fashion you'll just have to dress behind the times. Normal vintage hat, uncrumpled. Maybe one ribbon that someone snuck on there.
You might not have to be so drastic. All it'd take is a few well placed and highly regarded remarks about how silly they look and they'd toss them out in a week. The murder might be more cathartic, though.
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[OOC: Also, the other starter looks grand! I will hit it up in the morning before work, just wanted to say I can't wait.]
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[ ooc: Ah, awesome! And take your time, there's no rush. ]
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Though a concussion is a great excuse to not sleep.
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Always an angle with you. I'm gonna get you a helmet.
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You would worry if I ever didn't have an angle.
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Far more distressing than seeing you with a crumpled hat covered in pins and ribbons.
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You'd give me a ribbon?
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Possibly even two.
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