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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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[noreasonneeded]

I'm inclined not to betray that trust, so it works out well. It is pretty funny, though. The people who end up in our lives like that.

[acaseofyou]

The great comedy of life, I suppose. The strange combinations we make by chance. Have to say, I like this combination.

[noreasonneeded]

I like it, too. And after inadvertently helping Jesper find a therapy goat to bond with, I've accepted life's strange pairings.

[acaseofyou]

Does this mean I can get a goat?

[noreasonneeded]

How about you find a farm and go visit a goat instead?

[acaseofyou]

How about I call you my goat, and every once in a while you can bleat at me?

[noreasonneeded]

Can a bleat come in the form of an exasperated glare?

[acaseofyou]

I suppose that'd do, if you're so against it. You do eat like a goat, though.

[noreasonneeded]

I do eat like a goat, you're right. And I'm not above headbutting, either.

[acaseofyou]

I'll stop teasing you, then, strange companion of mine. Don't want you getting a concussion.

[noreasonneeded]

Well, I'm not gonna headbutt you. Other humans though so far have been fine. Also, I take strange as a compliment.

[OOC: Also, the other starter looks grand! I will hit it up in the morning before work, just wanted to say I can't wait.]

[acaseofyou]

I guess I'll count myself lucky to not be on the headbutt list. And good, I was hoping you would.

[ ooc: Ah, awesome! And take your time, there's no rush. ]

[noreasonneeded]

I have been told my head is extremely hard. I'm guessing a vampire skull is, too. It probably wouldn't be pleasant for either of us.

Though a concussion is a great excuse to not sleep.

[acaseofyou]

No, either we'll both have some kind of concussion or you'll get your hat tangled in my hair clips.

Always an angle with you. I'm gonna get you a helmet.

[noreasonneeded]

My hat's been felled a few times, but by hat pins would be new.

You would worry if I ever didn't have an angle.

[acaseofyou]

You're right, seeing you without an angle would be very distressing.

Far more distressing than seeing you with a crumpled hat covered in pins and ribbons.

[noreasonneeded]

As ridiculous as the image of such a hat is, I wouldn't be surprised if that was a style at some point. Not one I'd follow, but I put nothing past fashion to exist.

[acaseofyou]

I suppose if it comes into fashion you'll just have to dress behind the times. Normal vintage hat, uncrumpled. Maybe one ribbon that someone snuck on there.

[noreasonneeded]

Imagine my horror if it became fashionable with the Council. I might have to just murder them all rather than dressing like them then.

You'd give me a ribbon?

[acaseofyou]

You might not have to be so drastic. All it'd take is a few well placed and highly regarded remarks about how silly they look and they'd toss them out in a week. The murder might be more cathartic, though.

Possibly even two.

[noreasonneeded]

I was going to say, one well-placed murder can turn overnight what would otherwise take rumors a week. I'm just being efficient. And cathartic.

[It is nice to imagine some of their deaths. As a treat.]

One for each wrist? Or do I need to find trees to tie them on?

[acaseofyou]

Ah, of course. Why waste time? Just don't waste the blood if you can help it. Hate to see it go to waste.

Well if you go and tie them on trees then the crows will get them and they won't be yours anymore.

[noreasonneeded]

I'm glad we agree that any food source is 'fine' and not to be wasted.

A fair point, they are rather insistent on collecting colorful things. Although once they did even go after my shoelaces.

[acaseofyou]

It's just wasteful otherwise!

You know, might be that they just like to pester you in the hope you'll bring them some peanuts.

[noreasonneeded]

You'd be surprised how often people toss something out just because there's a little mold on it.

Possibly. Their annoyance efforts usually work on others. It's what happens when positive reinforcement is mixed with those that have no manners. Frayed shoelaces and feathered entitlement.