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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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[acaseofyou]

[ She's still gotta buy a little piano for that. Though there's probably other ways to collect. ]

You're a brave man, Vasiliy, and I think I can live with the terms if I lose.

But that's a big if.

[exterminatory]

Hmmmmmmmmmm
We'll see.

What you doing driving around all baked anyway? Trying to find a White Castle?

[acaseofyou]

No, I was out in the sticks upstate visiting a friend and wanted to drive without being stuck in city traffic.

[exterminatory]

Makes sense. Like to stretch my driving legs that way myself

Well. Minus the reefer

[acaseofyou]

Yeah, the being high part was incidental. I'd have been driving anyway. It's nice, being able to whip around country roads without having to fight a taxi for the lane.

[exterminatory]

You're almost sounding like a bit of a speed demon. I've never even pictured you behind the wheel.

[acaseofyou]

Does this mean you wanna go riding with me? Play navigator?

[exterminatory]

I'll have you know that, contingent on your vehicle's size, I am the model shotgun passenger.

[acaseofyou]

So none of those tiny little smart cars, got it.

How about an old Ford Falcon?

[exterminatory]

Might be tight. 2 door or 4?

[acaseofyou]

2 but it's the kind with a full bench seat in the front.

[exterminatory]

Easy fix then. Just lay down with my feet out the window and my head in your lap

[acaseofyou]

Perfect. I can play with your beard hair with my free hand while I stop for pinecones.

[exterminatory]

I mean if I caught that I'd have to give ya another talkin to
But fortunately I'll be distracted by the view

[acaseofyou]

Yeah? You should get yourself that view more often.

[exterminatory]

Less you wanna give me a mean crick in the neck, hard to obtain without the lap pillow.

Though maybe I can think of a few other methods.

[acaseofyou]

While I'm happy to provide you the pillow, I'd like to hear some of these other methods you're thinking of.

[exterminatory]

Have to be something that gets me on my knees. How you feel about knighting?

[acaseofyou]

Hmmm... Having an internal battle between distaste for monarchies and wanting to see you on your knees. Let me think about it a minute.

[exterminatory]

With your politics, fact it's even a debate is goddamn flattering

[acaseofyou]

I was hoping you'd think so. It is a challenge, but I think I could manage it. For you.

[exterminatory]

Guess this means I gotta do something extra worthy, ya know
While I'm down there

[acaseofyou]

I've definitely got a few ideas as to your options.

[exterminatory]

Wouldn't say no to some inspiration for my knightly feats, if you wanted to share.

[acaseofyou]

Well, the first one that comes to mind involves you having to lean me up against a wall first so I don't fall down and my skirt up, if that's knightly enough for you to go with.