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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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[exterminatory]

I'll have you know that, contingent on your vehicle's size, I am the model shotgun passenger.

[acaseofyou]

So none of those tiny little smart cars, got it.

How about an old Ford Falcon?

[exterminatory]

Might be tight. 2 door or 4?

[acaseofyou]

2 but it's the kind with a full bench seat in the front.

[exterminatory]

Easy fix then. Just lay down with my feet out the window and my head in your lap

[acaseofyou]

Perfect. I can play with your beard hair with my free hand while I stop for pinecones.

[exterminatory]

I mean if I caught that I'd have to give ya another talkin to
But fortunately I'll be distracted by the view

[acaseofyou]

Yeah? You should get yourself that view more often.

[exterminatory]

Less you wanna give me a mean crick in the neck, hard to obtain without the lap pillow.

Though maybe I can think of a few other methods.

[acaseofyou]

While I'm happy to provide you the pillow, I'd like to hear some of these other methods you're thinking of.

[exterminatory]

Have to be something that gets me on my knees. How you feel about knighting?

[acaseofyou]

Hmmm... Having an internal battle between distaste for monarchies and wanting to see you on your knees. Let me think about it a minute.

[exterminatory]

With your politics, fact it's even a debate is goddamn flattering

[acaseofyou]

I was hoping you'd think so. It is a challenge, but I think I could manage it. For you.

[exterminatory]

Guess this means I gotta do something extra worthy, ya know
While I'm down there

[acaseofyou]

I've definitely got a few ideas as to your options.

[exterminatory]

Wouldn't say no to some inspiration for my knightly feats, if you wanted to share.

[acaseofyou]

Well, the first one that comes to mind involves you having to lean me up against a wall first so I don't fall down and my skirt up, if that's knightly enough for you to go with.

[exterminatory]

Only a super shitty knight would let you fall. Let's give me SOME credit

Like to hear more about your skirt going up though. For research purposes.

[acaseofyou]

Oh, I have every faith in you and your knightly skills. Thought about them for a while. It's my legs that don't get any credit.

My skirt, though... The one I've got on now is long enough I'll have to hold it. So I can see you down on your knees properly and everything.

[exterminatory]

I could help you with that. Flip it out of the way, so you can see me, and I can see your bare legs
Assessing them for structural integrity of course

[acaseofyou]

Oh, of course. Very practical.
Though I am hoping you'll get a little distracted when you see there's more bare than just my legs.

[exterminatory]

Uhhhh yeah
Yeah that'll do it

[ distract him, that is ]

You said you're wearing this skirt now?

[acaseofyou]

Fantastic

[ Just as hastily planned. ]

I am. It's green, if that's important for your assessments.

[exterminatory]

If you're also wearing nothing under it, like right now

It's really not important.

[ like this whole exchange has been fun, but--

funny how quick silly horny can turn serious. ]