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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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[exterminatory]

Easy fix then. Just lay down with my feet out the window and my head in your lap

[acaseofyou]

Perfect. I can play with your beard hair with my free hand while I stop for pinecones.

[exterminatory]

I mean if I caught that I'd have to give ya another talkin to
But fortunately I'll be distracted by the view

[acaseofyou]

Yeah? You should get yourself that view more often.

[exterminatory]

Less you wanna give me a mean crick in the neck, hard to obtain without the lap pillow.

Though maybe I can think of a few other methods.

[acaseofyou]

While I'm happy to provide you the pillow, I'd like to hear some of these other methods you're thinking of.

[exterminatory]

Have to be something that gets me on my knees. How you feel about knighting?

[acaseofyou]

Hmmm... Having an internal battle between distaste for monarchies and wanting to see you on your knees. Let me think about it a minute.

[exterminatory]

With your politics, fact it's even a debate is goddamn flattering

[acaseofyou]

I was hoping you'd think so. It is a challenge, but I think I could manage it. For you.

[exterminatory]

Guess this means I gotta do something extra worthy, ya know
While I'm down there

[acaseofyou]

I've definitely got a few ideas as to your options.

[exterminatory]

Wouldn't say no to some inspiration for my knightly feats, if you wanted to share.

[acaseofyou]

Well, the first one that comes to mind involves you having to lean me up against a wall first so I don't fall down and my skirt up, if that's knightly enough for you to go with.

[exterminatory]

Only a super shitty knight would let you fall. Let's give me SOME credit

Like to hear more about your skirt going up though. For research purposes.

[acaseofyou]

Oh, I have every faith in you and your knightly skills. Thought about them for a while. It's my legs that don't get any credit.

My skirt, though... The one I've got on now is long enough I'll have to hold it. So I can see you down on your knees properly and everything.

[exterminatory]

I could help you with that. Flip it out of the way, so you can see me, and I can see your bare legs
Assessing them for structural integrity of course

[acaseofyou]

Oh, of course. Very practical.
Though I am hoping you'll get a little distracted when you see there's more bare than just my legs.

[exterminatory]

Uhhhh yeah
Yeah that'll do it

[ distract him, that is ]

You said you're wearing this skirt now?

[acaseofyou]

Fantastic

[ Just as hastily planned. ]

I am. It's green, if that's important for your assessments.

[exterminatory]

If you're also wearing nothing under it, like right now

It's really not important.

[ like this whole exchange has been fun, but--

funny how quick silly horny can turn serious. ]

[acaseofyou]

Just me and the breeze under here right now, Vasiliy.

Plenty of room for a knight.

[ She follows this up with a picture of her legs, one still covered in green skirt fabric and the other very seriously exposed up to her hip. ]

[exterminatory]

[ One screen-flash of her thigh has him gawking, compounded by the bared round of hip above. And he's seen a naked leg or two in his day, okay??

But oh, not Birdie's.

It takes him a bit to remember what the shit's a knight. ]

That's worth kneeling for alright.

Spent a lot of time thinking bout how fast I could get you out of your jeans
Shame on my brain for never supplying this alternative

[acaseofyou]

[ It's a little wild that a picture so relatively tame, compared to what usually passes for enticing photography, still works so damn well.

Not just for him, either, because his reaction has her wondering if she should just call a cab. ]

You can spend that time better without a button fly, yeah?

Just think how quick you can get your hands on me if you tossed me up in the air like this.

[exterminatory]

[ The mental image evoked by that is more explicit by far. Though what Fet texts in reply genuinely doesn't give him any less of a rush. ]

Like to think about the noises you'd make. Your voice really revs my engine, you know that right?
Not even the whole serious songstress thing. Just the sound of you chatting and cracking up and humming those little hmmmmmmmmmms to yourself

Seems like every time you do that shit I wanna hear how good I could make you feel. With my hands, my mouth, all the rest of me too.