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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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@morder

[acaseofyou]

[ from here. ]

My rates are I get to make you listen to one playlist entirely for every date you land.
It's steep but it's fair.

Don't think you need to budget for that. I can throw my voice pretty well if you wanna play Cyrano de Bergerac.

[morder]

Wait wait back up
how long are these playlists

[acaseofyou]

Let's say at least an hour, as much as eight.
You do not have to complete your listening musical journey in one sitting.

[morder]

Girl you're asking me for commitment and you're not even the one asking me out

[acaseofyou]

Okay okay okay
Only one hour playlists. I'll only ask for you to listen to an 8 hour one if you end up in a whole actual relationship with someone.

[morder]

30 mins for hookups depending on quality
1 hour for dates
I can't even spell the word relationship so we don't have to worry about that

[ Indeed, he just typed out the word that he can't spell, because he thinks he's hilarious. Moving on— ]

What if I land you a date?

[acaseofyou]

You drive a hard bargain, but I think I can manage that.
Glad you've got autocorrect at least.

Are you saying you want to try to land me a date?

[morder]

Depends! What's in it for me hypothetically

[acaseofyou]

Hypothetically I gotta know what you want before I make an offer.
You might have me out here helping you get money from all the rest of your siblings or something.

[morder]

I'll have you know I would never set you up with any of my siblings because I don't hate you
Except maybe Graham
He's such a downer though, so who cares

[acaseofyou]

Aw, you don't hate me!
Can I save a text?

Poor Graham. Maybe I should take my date business to him. Bet he'd listen to 12 hour playlists.