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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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[morder]

30 mins for hookups depending on quality
1 hour for dates
I can't even spell the word relationship so we don't have to worry about that

[ Indeed, he just typed out the word that he can't spell, because he thinks he's hilarious. Moving on— ]

What if I land you a date?

[acaseofyou]

You drive a hard bargain, but I think I can manage that.
Glad you've got autocorrect at least.

Are you saying you want to try to land me a date?

[morder]

Depends! What's in it for me hypothetically

[acaseofyou]

Hypothetically I gotta know what you want before I make an offer.
You might have me out here helping you get money from all the rest of your siblings or something.

[morder]

I'll have you know I would never set you up with any of my siblings because I don't hate you
Except maybe Graham
He's such a downer though, so who cares

[acaseofyou]

Aw, you don't hate me!
Can I save a text?

Poor Graham. Maybe I should take my date business to him. Bet he'd listen to 12 hour playlists.