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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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@cryptoherpetology

[acaseofyou]

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That makes sense, but you might've had a rat & other items fridge. Singular rat fridge is different.

Guess we'll just have to see if he has a song in his heart then.

[cryptoherpetology]

There are other feeders in there, but most of them are the kinds of small prey animals people get a little more upset about thinking of as prey animals, so we tend not to mention them.

I'm assuming any song in Crow's heart is probably something close to early Eminem.

[acaseofyou]

Had a friend once that tried to solve that problem by singing 'Circle of Life' very aggressively. It kinda worked!

What, like... He was Slim Shady, right? Who was aggressive about the name?

[cryptoherpetology]

I think the zoo would be too afraid of having to pay Disney royalty fees for that to be a solution with the tourists.

He's a constant source of chaos that I'm pretty attached to. "Without Me" seems appropriate for him somehow.

[acaseofyou]

True, they are bad about that, aren't they? That's why you got to do it like a flash mob or something. Deny responsibility, reap the rewards.

I'll have to listen to that before I start babysitting him. Just to prepare myself.