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[acaseofyou]

they say that death is a tragedy it comes once, and it's over

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@exterminatory

[acaseofyou]

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Seems a waste of top hat real estate to only have one.

That make me the flying squirrel? Because I bet I could pull that off.

tyty

[exterminatory]

Actually, now that you mention it...

1) persistently nocturnal
2) weirdly sociable (like will share their dens with screech owls and bats)
3) cute but can do a real number on your insulation if they so choose

Yeah, you'd made a great Glaucomys volans.

ywyw!

[acaseofyou]

If only I could actually fly. Seems like I'm a shoe-in with everything else.

[exterminatory]

Not every squirrel can have jet engines like Rocky's. If you're a good climber I'm sure you'll get a pass.

[acaseofyou]

Yeah? Never did much climbing, but I figure I could get up on a moose pretty easy.

[exterminatory]

What a shame I'm just a humble voice actor. You'll want a real one to practice on, of course.

Think they got a diorama at AMNH. Next best thing?

[acaseofyou]

Don't say it like that, Vasiliy, I might actually go and try it.

[exterminatory]

What, like you know a guy who could get you in after hours?

[acaseofyou]

Oh, do I? Because this is sounding better and better.

[exterminatory]

You might. What could a guy expect in return for the favor, though?

[acaseofyou]

Depends on what the guy wants. Might have a few songs for him, but I'm amendable to negotiation.

[exterminatory]

You're in luck. So happens this guy's an aspiring collector of yours.

[acaseofyou]

Ah, a fan. Maybe I'll throw in a skirt, as a sign of my appreciation for his patronage.

[exterminatory]

I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

And the moose in that diorama. Real lucky moose, him.

[acaseofyou]

I'm sure he and the moose will be very grateful.

When should I plan to get my skirts out?

[exterminatory]

Let this guy set things up and he'll be in touch with a date.

You should really keep the skirts out and, ya know, easily accessible
Just in case.

[acaseofyou]

Looking forward to it already.

Getting 'em all laid out right now.
You wanna come help me pick one out? Since you know his tastes and all.